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  • Tracking myself down BART

    My identity fell out of my jacket pocket this weekend leaving a Pittsburg/Bay Point bound train at 16th Street/Mission. I’ve never lost my drivers license or a wallet before. Certainly not with a passport, health insurance, debit, credit and a clipper card. My personal BART investigation began where I was separated from my ID: 16th…

  • Clorox for assholes in the home cleaning aisle

    A-whole new whitening craze!

    Clorox for Assholes in the home cleaning aisle   I guess I’ve been out-of-it. That’s what a year-and-two-thirds of ‘celibacy’ will do for you… along with the proverbial cobweb there is a very dark hole that could grasp a ray of light or 2. Female porn stars in the San Fernando Valley have been doing…