I kept getting this text tonight. What became many texts from Caviar about an order being delivered with instructions: Go to the app.
I didn’t have the app.
My optimistic (and ditzy) self thought:
“I wonder if someone sent me something for my bday. Maybe a special treat is being delivered!!!”
My mind went to cake.
It always goes to cake.
But Caviar was threatening to cancel the order and I was not home to receive it.
I became forlorn and confused.
Did they have a loyalty rewards program?
Was I not going to get the points?!
I want the points too!!!
Then I realized they were not sending me anything. They were telling me to DELIVER peoples food.
A lot of people’s food.
I was not on the ball with this task and I didn’t like the bossy, snide tone of these texts with dumb links that went to nowhere.
A Caviar delivery person must have had my number, the wrong number entered into their account.
I could not find a way to contact Caviar without opening an account. I don’t even like Caviar.
Thankfully the texts have stopped.
I guess that means I won’t be having a birthday cake delivered… and a whole lot of other people won’t be either.
At least not tonight.